Welcome to Jos's home page. Where "phattt" is a state of mind. Check in frequently to learn about all the fun stuff I do, such as:

          Make this page your home page, so that your browser always loads to it automatically. You never know what's going to happen, and I'd hate for you to miss anything!

          Some WebTV Haiku!

          The refrigerator is bare
          Nothing but FutureShake
          And some fruit.

          Things To Do While Waiting For Remedy

          • Eat.
          • Raise a family.


          The Merriam-Webster Word of the Day
            It is an ongoing task in previews to use the MWWOD in at least one email throughout the day. Ask Daryl or Jos to learn more! Click on the the archive to learn more.

          The Duncan Song Project
            You've heard the rumors, now find find out for yourself.

          The Jos-O-Matic
            How to replace Jos on those days that he's not here.

          The Matthew Dingee Spazzed My Balls Page
            It's not that I don't get along well with Matt. In fact, if I didn't, I probably _would_ have been fired for this. Enjoy!

          Mr. T versus the P-Team
            Pure force against an unmovable object. Who will win? Who will win?


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