T'was a cold                            winter's evening,
 The guests were                            all leaving
 O'Leary was closing                            the bar.
 He stopped and                            he said to the lady in red,
 "Get out! You                            can't stay where you are."

 She wept a                            sad tear in her bucket of beer
 As she thought                            of the cold night ahead.
 When a gentleman                            dapper, stepped out of the cra.... PHONE BOOTH
 And these were                            the words that he said,

 Her mother never                            told her, the things a young girl should know,
 About the ways                            of college men,
 And how they                            come and go.
 Age taken her                            beauty, and sin has left its sad scar,
 So remember your                            mothers and sisters, boys,
 And let her                            sleep under the bar.