T'was a                            cold winter's evening,
 The guests                            were all leaving
 O'Leary was                            closing the bar.
 He stopped                            and he said to the lady in red,
 "Get out!                            You can't stay where you are."

 She wept                            a sad tear in her bucket of beer
 As she                            thought of the cold night ahead.
 When a                            gentleman dapper, stepped out of the cra.... PHONE BOOTH
 And these                            were the words that he said,

 Her mother                            never told her, the things a young girl should know,
 About the                            ways of college men,
 And how                            they come and go.
 Age taken                            her beauty, and sin has left its sad scar,
 So remember                            your mothers and sisters, boys,
 And let                            her sleep under the bar.