Sure, the girls still call me to do photo shoots, but I just can't relate to it anymore. Pose for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition? No, I've got three nuclear waste sites to clean up before Friday. Jet over to Paris for an interview and Fashion Benefit? No, I've got to plan a raid on the Arco Alaskan oil fields for the weekend. Basically it comes down to this: if I'm going to save the planet from international global meltdown, there's just no way that I'm going to be able to keep my nails in good shape at the same time.

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