"Socrates said that an unexamined life was not worth living. I think that we must apply that standard to history. That's what I tried to do in my recent, and bestselling works, 'Lincoln: Anatomy of a Scam', and 'The Ageless Question Answered: Let's Dig Up Grant's Tomb'. Sure there's resistance. There always is. Do you think Moses had an easy time educating the masses? Mohammed? Jesus? So no, I don't think that it will be easy to arrive at an accurate re-telling of history, but at least my felted toessel allows me to fend off the brunt of the attacks. Oh, and one last thing. Moses, Mohammed, Jesus? All women. Read the original texts and you'll see.

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